Banks just can't help themselves, something about ALEC, and this morning zombies walk the green fields of Iowa...
I'll be the first to admit that keeping the boat zombie free is something of a chore and every once and awhile it is needful to rethink your various zombie defense tools and procedures...
The first line of defense is, of course, the required zombie anti-boarding placard...
...Which is about as effective as those other USCG placards we all use to cover holes in bulkheads. Readers may remember that my personal preference in anti-boarding tools is the Poleaxe (my trebuchet experiments not having been all that successful as of yet) and machete.
But don't you think it is about time that someone came up with a multi-tool for zombie defense?
Guess what?!
Listening to the Texas Tornados
So it goes...
