Showing posts with label assholes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label assholes. Show all posts

Saturday, June 19, 2021

Parachute cruising...

Something to think about the next time you go out to eat, how to deal with that worker shortage, and in the "plywood satellites in space" department...

The other day I read an article about Parachute Science which got me thinking about how a lot of cruisers do pretty much the same thing.

"In Fiji, as in other lower-income countries, parachute science occurs when international scientists, often from wealthier nations, travel to a country to complete fieldwork and then leave without meaningfully engaging with local researchers or communities."

Replace the words "International scientists" with "First world cruisers" and it becomes an apt description of how a lot of cruisers operate with minimal interaction with the local community.

Worse yet, is there seems to be a growing number of cruisers that not only do the whole minimal contact/engagement with locals thing but when they do it with disdain and a whole lot of attitude.

Case in point: I'm on a mooring and the adjacent mooring to me are all private and for rent and I find myself witnessing a lot of cruiser/local interaction of the somewhat embarrassing sort. What happens is a catamaran come up to one of the moorings, ties up and apparently ignores the sign on the mooring that they should go the the marine store and pay X amount per foot for the pleasure of not having to deploy their anchor. 

With me so far?

Almost all of the cats (and yeah, I've asked myself why it only seems to be cats that gravitate to these moorings) jump right in their dinghies and motor off to one of the local bars instead of paying for the mooring. When the owner of the moorings finally loses patience, launches his boat and goes out and asks for the payment in which their answer seems to be nope we're not going to pay. Then when asked to leave since they're not paying and they refuse to do that as well.

Apparently, the logic of someone who is sailing a fifty-foot catamaran runs something like this...

  1. The mooring is vacant so I am entitled to pick it up.
  2. Having to dinghy in to shore to pay for the mooring is such an imposition that I should be able to stay on the mooring for free.
  3. If the owner of the mooring comes to the boat asking for payment they'll either say it's too expensive or that the guide book said there were free moorings so they should be free and if you want to charge for the mooring you're trying to cheat them.
  4. When asked to leave the mooring the cat owners dodge is to say it is a matter of safety, there is an issue with their windlass, or the anchorage is too crowded to be safe in which cases the mooring should be free.
  5. The subject of conversation on the cat after the owner of the mooring leaves in disgust having failed to get his payment  becomes "How greedy these islanders are" (remember sound travels incredibly well over water so if you don't want the guy in the boat next to you to hear your conversation, go below to have it).

The first time I witnessed this sort of cruising behavior I was surprised at the audacious assholery of the catamaran crew that did it. The second time it surprised me as well. The third time I realized it was now a trend and, now having lost track of how many times this particular episode has replayed on the moorings, I pretty much just assume that anyone driving a catamaran and picking up a mooring apparently thinks the sun shines out their backside and that rules or common decency simply do not apply to them.

That said, these cat folk do seem to be interacting and engaging with locals in their own particular way. The downside is it's a way that will cause problems for every good minded cruiser that follows in their path.

Listening to Friends of Clay

So it goes...

Friday, January 31, 2020

Sure looks like...

Adventure Journal has some Edward Abbey quotes you might want to check out, the word for today is k-a-y-f-a-b-e, and EBM saying what needs to be said...

An asshole at the helm.



Listening to Molly Sarlé

So it goes...

Tuesday, October 23, 2018

Esperanto anyone?

An important question, a different sort of prescription, and election theft in the US of A...

Every once in awhile I either link to a French site or post something that has French content because I find them interesting and, I expect readers of Boat Bits might enjoy them or, get something out of them. Most of the feedback on such posts are positive.

That said, I also get some very negative feedback of the stupid/hateful variety as well...

So, here's the thing. If you don't like stuff with French (or Albanian for that matter) content just don't read or watch it and go read/watch something you do like somewhere else.

Really. I'm way past sick and tired of this sort of crap. It's boring, stupid, and as far as I am concerned telling me that the only language that is allowable is English smacks of an ugliness that should not be a part of the sailing/cruising community. If it continues I may just start doing the blog in Esperanto.

And you should know how I feel about Esperanto.

Pli volonte diris

Listening to the Lumineers cover Petty

So it goes...

Sunday, February 21, 2016

Breakfast was a little late today...

Winston a storm of note, a rather costly experiment in austerity, and just what does it say about us when a front-runner for president is enamoured of war crimes and atrocities...

So, this morning when I should have been writing this blog and having my second cup of coffee, a shitty green power boat waked us. The result was a good portion of the clean breakfast dishes wound up on the floor in pieces... Lots and lots of pieces. That said, I did keep the pancake batter from doing a Jackson Pollock on the port side of the boat.

Color me pissed off.

Of course, one expects this sort of thing from follicly-challenged folks who make up for penile deficiency with excessive horsepower boats, conspicuous consumption, and infantile boat handling skill sets.

Karma, I expect, will get around to taking its toll on the asshole sooner or later...

On the other hand, since we're speaking of wake-making assholes, there really is a special place in hell for those cruisers with Caribe RIBs and fifteen HP outboards who plow through anchorages pulling evil four-foot waves. You know the ones...

Listening to SHEL

So it goes...

Wednesday, February 17, 2016

Just a thought...

Nervous making, a quick history lesson that may surprise, and some needful words from the folk at Surly...

Yesterday morning, when coming back to the dinghy dock, I noticed a boat that had its outboard leg up prop chewing away at the boat next to it which, as most of you know, is high up in the things polite folk don't do at dinghy docks.

As it happens, later in the day when I was rowing over to a friend's boat to chat, I noticed the same dinghy tethered behind another boat with its leg down. It got me thinking...

Folks at dinghy docks who tend to exhibit anti-social behaviour always have a reason for what they do and where outboard-props-of-death-to-inflatables are concerned it's always the "I don't want my leg to get fouled" gambit. Yet, as in the example from yesterday, I noticed that the leg was still down this morning...

So, logic would indicate that an hour at the dinghy dock has greater fouling potential than being tied to your boat for a whole day.

Though on the other hand, it might illustrate, whether conscious or unconscious, just someone pissing out his territory markers and general assholery in play.

Listening to Midnight Pilot

So it goes...

Friday, November 20, 2015

Reflecting on some less than proud days in the US of A...

Some needful reading, the reason why I can no longer watch "Ferris Buehler's Day Off" without projectile vomiting, and WTF... seriously WTF!

So, since I'm in a really bad Trump/clown posse induced funk here's a story about a boat...



Listening to Lost in the Trees

So it goes...

Monday, January 06, 2014

so, yeah I'm a little pissed off...

Some lucid thoughts, a BBC documentary about the Everly Brothers, and some serious reality disconnect...

Like a lot of people on boats I've been paying a lot of attention to what's been going on in Mexico.

My take is things of a cruising nature always get a bit problematic when the taxman and associated bureaucracy gets involved. It's just part of life afloat and it will sort itself out sooner rather than later... No reason to call in the Marines and Gunboat diplomacy.

The real problem I see is just how many folks cruising or planning to cruise have such a low opinion of the places, people, and laws of the countries we tend to go to on sailboats... Over the last couple of weeks I have lost count of the number of times I've heard the phrase "Turd World"  and other negative stuff when speaking about the current situation... It's not funny and speaks volumes about people using the phrase, none of it good.

Over the years I've stood in too many lines while clearing in or out hearing other boaters in line with me complain in voices more than loud enough for all to hear, how awful this or that country was, how inept or crooked the staff in the office, and how they'd never have this sort of lousy treatment "back home". So, hardly surprising when they belly up to the customs/immigration official and were greeted without a smile and given a justly deserved hard time.

Of course, in most cases, everyone else in the line has a bad time as well...

Sadly, at least in my experience, there seems to be a lot more of that sort of jerk/jerkette sailing/cruising these days and most of them are flying the same flag I am. This does not make me a happy camper, it really depresses me, and it makes life cruising a lot more difficult than it needs to be.

Maybe, some folks should just cruise home waters...

Listening to Tropical Popsicle

So it goes...

Monday, August 05, 2013

So, this guy decides to build a boat...

This brings the "The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers" line to mind, a strike anyone of good heart should support, and a reason why the UK is not on our current "places to visit" list...

So, this guy decides to build a boat...

Folks, as folks do, sit around and find fault... Ever notice how people who do stuff really piss folks off who don't?

So, what we have is a guy who builds a big honking catamaran that's maybe not pretty or even seaworthy but he actually built it while others sat around talking on various forums about how some day they'll build a proper yacht when they're not doing yet another mean spirited forum post about what a travesty it is...

But then what the fuck do I know? Sadly the Sailing Anarchy forum, WoodenBoat forum, and Cruisers forum all seem to reflect our times better than I do.

Personally, I know who I'd prefer to hang out with...

Listening to the Lone Bellow

So it goes...

Friday, June 07, 2013

Well hey, it's "H" season again...

In the praiseworthy department, a guitar that caught my attention, and Old Salt makes a very good point...

A friend up in South Carolina emailed me yesterday and asked about anchoring out for TS Andrea and made the point that, as he is no longer insured, he has a lot riding on his ground tackle.

Well, for a lot of us, our ground tackle IS our insurance...

Back when we lived in St Thomas and I was working in a marine store the hours right before a hurricane was always a real busy time with folks buying more line, chain, and anchors. One storm though, a guy we knew with a big 55-foot cat came in with a dock cart with a bunch of anchors and line that he wanted us to put on consignment for him...

I was surprised so I asked why he wanted to sell off the bulk of his ground tackle just before a frelling hurricane that looked like it was going to be a direct hit (it did). He answered that as he'd been trying to sell his boat for some time and no one seemed interested, the best thing that could happen to him was have the storm do a total loss number on his boat because it was worth more to him as an insurance payout than he could get selling it.

So, his plan of putting his boat in the middle of Long Bay on a small 20-pound Danforth seemed like a good idea to him. Never mind the danger to other boats in the anchorage...

What can I say... he was an asshole but, at least, he was an honest asshole.

Fact is, every storm and hurricane we have ridden out at anchor the greatest danger we've faced is boats that come in, drop a single anchor, jump in their dinghy, and run to shore with the mindset that if their boat rides it out OK they're OK and if the boat drags and winds up on the beach the insurance will take care of them and they might even make a profit or be able to upgrade to a better boat.

Now, I'll give some the benefit of the doubt and admit that there are folks who own boats that are idiots and they are not putting their boats in harm's way for profit or gain but that they are simply stupid. Even so, a lot are not and they know exactly what they are doing.

If only Karma actually worked...

Speaking of which, about that guy who left his 55 foot cat on a 20-pound anchor in the middle of a hurricane. His boat survived without a scratch while a half dozen boats anchored near him either sank or wound up on the beach all total losses...

Listening to Boz Scaggs

So it goes...

Thursday, January 12, 2012

A trebuchet and a bucket of...

Krugman making a comment on a story you should read, how bankers make out in the "new" bank fraud deal, and yet more on the cupcake too far story...

"There is not much mental distance between a feeling of having been screwed and the ethic of total retaliation, or at least the kind of random revenge that comes with outraging the public decency."
Hunter S. Thomson

I'm really pissed off...

A while back I mentioned that we had bought a new dinghy. I was looking forward to testing it as it was sorta/kinda out of the box different and it would be an interesting set of posts as proof of concept on a better cruising dinghy idea and hopefully of no small interest to Boat Bits readers...

Apparently not to be, I'm afraid. We paid for the boat on Thanksgiving Day and you'd think it was more than enough time for me to write a review... But, there's a little problem...

I don't have the dinghy.

Yesterday the company we bought it from informed us that in point of fact they were unwilling to send us a replacement or even refund our money because it might actually show up in a couple of months or so... Considering we paid for the shipping and the insurance, this is not happy making at all.

So, you might see how today I'm not really in a very good mood but, my Mom taught her son one should not write too much while furious or before you have a cunning plan to make someone really, really sorry they ever messed with you... Not, I might add, unsurprising advice from a woman whose favorite reading material was Beowulf.

But, as it happens, a lot of folks actually read Boat Bits (368 people dropped by yesterday) and someone who screws with the cruising and river running communities should keep in mind that it is a very, very small world...

I'll be saying more as the story develops, but for the moment what better time to check out a Norwegian flick about zombie Nazis (I'm in that kind of mood).




Hmmm, anyone seen my trebuchet?

Listening to Warren Zevon

So it goes...

Oh, by the way, a boat company who won't screw you over...



Friday, December 02, 2011

and the rants just keep on coming...

Actually, the question is... what would Zombie Attack Barbie do to the sports fisherman that just blasted through the anchorage TWICE in ten minutes pulling a six foot wave?

Tuesday, October 04, 2011

On being waked before my first cup of coffee...

Kinda makes you wonder how much it costs to buy a police department though it does explain why zero folks are arrested for bankrupting the US of A while 700 folks get arrested for walking on a bridge, a handy skill for those of us who can't (buy a police force that is), and my kind of First Lady!

I'm not really in a good mood this morning. It started with a torrential downpour and in the midst of trying to close hatches and ports, a power boat with a humongous wake nailed us spilling the just brewed coffee and spreading a couple of pounds (and everything not tied down) of coffee on the sole...

Now, to be fair, if I was a 青蛙操的流氓 with a miniscule (probably the reason for the intercourse with frogs thing) penis I'd most likely get a really big gas guzzling cigarette boat and try to make up for my "lack" if that was the best I could hope for... Hey Dude, I get your pain!

This mornings clusterfuck did however make me think about certain medieval tools and the Trebuchet in particular. Quite an effective means of propelling an object towards someone and ruining their day... Did you know that even Napoleon used them? Of course, Napoleon's were as long as "So It Goes" and needed five tons of counterweight to make it all work but it did send a fifty-pound cannon ball 200 yards so had a whole lot of serious shit-storm potential...

To be truthful, I don't see the need to throw fifty-pound cannonballs around so I expect I could find a plan for a smaller deck mountable trebuchet that would throw something the size of a small coconut or reasonable (have I mentioned we have a composting toilet?) facsimile. Something kind of like this...



So, just a single word to those with big engines and small penises...


Don't!

Listening to Redbone

So it goes... 


Wednesday, July 27, 2011

How stupid do they think we are...

I was just checking a certain sailing outfitter who shall remain nameless but I noticed that their Dyneema slings seemed a little high...


As a climber I am no stranger to nylon and Dyneema sewn slings as they are used by everybody and can be found on any climbers rack or any climbing store. So what happens when you take a standard climbing item and transplant it to a sailing shop?

Does the quality magically increase or improve?

Nope...

Do you get super special sailing colors that glow in the dark?

Nope...

Does the price go way the fuck up?

Apparently!

A top end 30cm by 8mm Dyneema sewn sling in a climbing shop or Amazon will run you a hefty $6 but if you buy the same ilk from a sailing shop it will cost you $32.50 (they are sold in pairs for $64.60).

So you get to pay an extra $26.50 for the pleasure of buying it from a marine business...

... and that works out to 450% more than you'd pay in a climbing shop or Amazon (who, I might add, are making a profit selling it for six dollars).

Are we that stupid or what?

Saturday, April 30, 2011

Maybe we need a gimballed table?

Last night after dishing up dinner I popped out to do something in the cockpit and just as I was about to come back inside looked off the port side and saw about a four and a half foot wave entering the anchorage...

Next thing you know the wave is on top of us and the sound of plates flying off the table, books falling out of shelves, and various other objects going walkabout.

We had popcorn for dinner... That is, after cleaning up ribs, potatoes and suchlike off the floor, bulkheads and cats. Fun stuff!

The cause of said wave is hazy but it was most likely either a late leaving inter-island cargo boat or a sports fisherman getting in late and eager to get to the pub... Either way they should have known better.

Geez... What am I saying? Power boat folks knowing better is akin to my voting Republican.

Roll on peak oil!

Listening to a Kink

So it goes...

Sunday, April 10, 2011

No dead dolphins or turtles here...

Ever wondered what Transocean was going to do about that little accident in the Gulf?

They gave themselves bonuses!



BP taking care of business as well...

Thursday, March 17, 2011

Is this the next next-gen anchor?

Over all, I'm not one to be impressed with anchors of the next gen ilk, finding most to be simply re-inventing the wheel and an apparent excuse for bad behaviour on forums and suchlike...

But you have to admit the Squid anchor is kinda cool and makes as much or more sense than many...



On the other hand, if this is the new next-gen anchor it means that all those next-gen folks are now last-gen...

Sunday, February 20, 2011

Your elected officials...

"In a nation ruled by swine, all pigs are upwardly mobile -- and the rest of us are fucked until we can put our acts together: not necessarily to win, but mainly to keep from losing completely. We owe that to ourselves and our crippled self-image as something better than a nation of panicked sheep." 
- Hunter S.Thompson
I'm not sure about how you feel, but NOAA is a pretty important government agency as far as this sailor is concerned...

Ya think?

So just what have our elected officials in Congress been up to this weekend?

Let's see...
  • They voted to continue giving $53 billion in oil subsidies...
  • Voted to strip funding from just about every EPA project, including air quality, emissions, and water pollution monitoring.
  • Stripped funds to administer the Affordable Care Act.
  • Eliminated funds for the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change
  • Stripped federal workers of their salaries in positions within agencies targeted for defunding.
  • Defunded Planned Parenthood.
  • Defunded NOAA 
So give 53 billion to the oil industry and defund NOAA... Dudes/Dudettes we are so seriously screwed!

Not doing the happy dance...

Saturday, January 08, 2011

Truer words...

Since we were speaking of composting toilets this news clip is somewhat fitting!

Congressman Steve King (R-Iowa) speaks the truth... Though I'm sure it was not his intent!

 "I would make the point that the leader and the Speaker have established their integrity and their mendacity for years in this Congress, and I don't believe it can be effectively challenged, and those who do so actually cast aspersions on themselves for making wild accusations."
The beauty of a slip of the tongue and too stupid to know the definition of the word mendacity...


So it does go...

Friday, January 07, 2011

Might want to keep a low profile...

Cruisers of a Republican bent might not want to wave their party affiliation in such places as Puerto Rico, Guam, the USVI and the Commonwealth of the Northern Mariana Islands...

Being that the very first act of the new Republican led House was to strip the vote from the delegates of Puerto Rico and the territories, you might find a less than warm welcome wearing that "Vote Republican" sweatshirt.

As a Virgin Islander myself, morphing from a second class to third class citizen in the course of a single day makes me just a kiss testy!


Monday, July 05, 2010

The 4th and broken crockery... I need a cannon and I need it NOW!

I thought I'd leave the July 4th posts to others less prone to going ballistic and frothing at the mouth. Besides, on s/v So It Goes there was needful stuff to do involving BBQ pork and yams that needing tending to...

Plus it was hard to write with the overlaying sound of Thomas Jefferson spinning like a top at the liberties being taken with his view of what liberty should have been. There was an excellent July 4th post that, while written by a Canadian, pretty much says it all and is well worth reading.

On the other hand, I really do feel the need to either rant or be proactive and get a cannon, as the July 4th parade through the anchorage of overpowered, penis-enhancing, wake makers out burning $500 bucks worth of gas for a few hours of pedal to the metal fun and frolic has not left me best pleased. Broken crockery and glassware on "So It Goes" does not as a general rule make this fellow a happy camper!

Of course, I really should take the long view and enjoy the fact that these boats in a few years will be rotting hulks as fuel will no longer be available for that sort of conspicuous waste and idiocy. Then again, there is a lot to be said for instant gratification in the guise of exploding cigarette boats and general mayhem that a cannon on the foredeck of "So It Goes" would provide...

Fun, as they say, for the whole family!