As I peruse the cyber online marine world and shopping for a couple of needful bits for "So It Goes" I happened on to a couple of products that engendered serious WTF moments...
Being that I have been planning to get an iPad, anything of a marine and iPad nature triggers my attention and lo and behold I see that the Outback Marine Store is selling a panel mount system for an iPad. Being a lazy fellow I look closer because avoiding getting out a bit of plastic, scrap teak or cypress, and the router to build a trim ring involves work and, like all lazy folks everywhere, I do try and avoid that four-letter word whenever possible.
As I said, I'm one seriously lazy dude when all is said and done but I'm also one seriously CHEAP dude as well. You can see that I am somewhat torn between two primal forces.
So, let's see... I have some just-like-starbord plastic (I'm way too cheap to buy that plastic with a marine name stuff when the same stuff is available for 10% of the marine price) laying about that I think I spent about $15 bucks for, a router and a bunch of router bits so I could do a panel mount trim ring in about an hour and a half with most of that being the cleanup that turning on the router on the boat engenders. So the cost to build my own would not be excessive and while it does require a bit of work, it only requires a little, so the fight between lazy and cheap is something of a no-brainer!
To make it clearer, when you apply the Cruzan Black Strap formula to the problem we quickly see that by not buying the panel mount unit and doing it myself I can go out and buy over forty liter bottles of Cruzan Black Strap rum with the money left over (and that dear readers is one helluva PARTY)!
Actually doing a trim ring is so easy that I'll admit it kicks in my pyratical side and fills my head with that old quote "There is a sucker born every minute" that almost makes me want to join the pyratical hordes fleecing unwary boat folk. That said, the truth is while making over-priced trim rings is not hard work, fleecing people is! So I will sit and contemplate snake oil, nerve tonics and forty-one bottles of rum instead...
Listening to "Tent" by the Bonzo Dog Band.
So it goes...