Lakes in Alaska, regarding those white mortality stats, and in the "Incompetent buffoons incapable of running anything properly" department...
All of a sudden it's the Holidaze and no matter what you celebrate we're all pretty much in the middle of it. Mostly I'm a New Years person as all the other holiday frolic is outside of my belief comfort zone so I tend to focus on the "Wouldn't it be wonderful if things worked out for the better in the New Year" approach.
That said, here's hoping anyone reading this has a great whatever holiday is your drug of choice.
Listening to Tom Lehrer
